'The Hills' Column:
"It took getting out of Los Angeles to realize"
John Smith
Issue date: 12/1/09 Section: Entertainment
Somewhere in the twisted world that is MTV's greatest reality show The Hills, thousands of viewers and fans have found themselves cultivated in love hate relationships not only with the beautiful women on the show but in the drama that is their lives.
It looks like this is the last time I'll get to write about the ridiculous lives of the characters in "The Hills." I'm sure most of you that don't read this are relieved, as I'm sure most find this pink box absurd, but Hey, I have to pay my bills somehow. But for those that do read, thank you and I hope you enjoy this last installment of "The Hills Column."
We left off with Kristin and Stacie planning an impromptu trip to Las Vegas. Is there a better city to go to when you are trying to get your mind off of guys? I'm sure they call it sin city for a reason and have been there myself Vegas is the last place I want to be if I'm trying to get over someone, and Kristin made that point very obvious, but we will get to that later.
Back in Los Angeles, Spencer and his boy Charlie are picking up Spencer's new ride when they start discussing Spencer's greatest night of married life yet and it immediately shot up a red flag in Charlie's head when Spencer said that everything was perfect and that Spencer's night ended in with a special dessert. Charlie started telling Spencer that Heidi might have went off the pill so that she could get pregnant. Spencer, dumbfounded by the situation started doubting that possibility because Heidi wouldn't do that to him but when Charlie started naming some more possibilities Spencer realized it could happen.
To test if Heidi was really trying to get pregnant Spencer took her out to dinner and offered her alcohol that she refused as she also refused fish but instead ordered a nice steak. If I was Spencer I would be sweating, how long do you go before you realize that your wife is going behind your back to try and get pregnant? I thought Spencer was getting smarter this season because if he was he would just go along with Heidi's talks about a baby and actually consider it and maybe Heidi would back off, but wait Spencer doesn't think past the dashboard of his 7 series BMW so why would he put any thought into his marriage? Maybe that empty pregnancy test box will put him in check.
It looks like this is the last time I'll get to write about the ridiculous lives of the characters in "The Hills." I'm sure most of you that don't read this are relieved, as I'm sure most find this pink box absurd, but Hey, I have to pay my bills somehow. But for those that do read, thank you and I hope you enjoy this last installment of "The Hills Column."
We left off with Kristin and Stacie planning an impromptu trip to Las Vegas. Is there a better city to go to when you are trying to get your mind off of guys? I'm sure they call it sin city for a reason and have been there myself Vegas is the last place I want to be if I'm trying to get over someone, and Kristin made that point very obvious, but we will get to that later.
Back in Los Angeles, Spencer and his boy Charlie are picking up Spencer's new ride when they start discussing Spencer's greatest night of married life yet and it immediately shot up a red flag in Charlie's head when Spencer said that everything was perfect and that Spencer's night ended in with a special dessert. Charlie started telling Spencer that Heidi might have went off the pill so that she could get pregnant. Spencer, dumbfounded by the situation started doubting that possibility because Heidi wouldn't do that to him but when Charlie started naming some more possibilities Spencer realized it could happen.
To test if Heidi was really trying to get pregnant Spencer took her out to dinner and offered her alcohol that she refused as she also refused fish but instead ordered a nice steak. If I was Spencer I would be sweating, how long do you go before you realize that your wife is going behind your back to try and get pregnant? I thought Spencer was getting smarter this season because if he was he would just go along with Heidi's talks about a baby and actually consider it and maybe Heidi would back off, but wait Spencer doesn't think past the dashboard of his 7 series BMW so why would he put any thought into his marriage? Maybe that empty pregnancy test box will put him in check.
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